Removal of a Peacock from a Roof

05.22.2004 - Here in Florida we've got a few resident populations of peacocks. One of the flocks lives in one small specific area in Conway, off of Michigan Road. I'd get calls all the time about these peacocks, with numerous requests to remove them. I couldn't really do anything about it, but I did manage to keep them off this particular roof. They always roosted on this roof, and since they're a large and proud bird, they made a hell of a lot of noise, and it bothered the homeowners a great deal. I installed a special motion sensitive squirt-gun device on the roof. Anything that approaches this special motion sensitive squirtgun within 25 feet gets squirted with ice-cold water! The peacocks didn't stand for that for very long. They learned not to strut their stuff on this roof, lest they get a blast of artic H2O up the butt! Ha ha! That got 'em! Those danged proud peacocks...